You Know You're in the South when . . .

Before taking your food order, the waiter brings you "bowled peanuts" (peanuts boiled in salt water for eight hours).



Spanish moss hangs from the trees in your neighborhood



The porches (piazzas) are on the side of the house



Not only does the local KFC serve liver and gizzards every day, but fried gizzards are considered to be the secret to life.







The rocking chairs are lined up on the porch.


Some guy named Bubba owns half the town: the drug store, the country store, the grocery store, the restaurant . . .







Most of the menu items are "Frahd"-- frahd green tomatoes, frahd okrah, frahd pickles, frahd hush puppies, frahd chicken, frahd catfish, frahd pah.





Tasty, y'all.